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give me 20 kinds of puns ​

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Answer:Homophonic Puns

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.

A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative.

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a-salted.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.

Homographic Puns

After hours of waiting for the bowling alley to open, we finally got the ball rolling.

Always trust a glue salesman. They tend to stick to their word.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

If you don't pay your exorcist, you will get repossessed.

Compound Puns

One hundred hares have escaped the zoo, so police are combing the area.

Everyone thinks my runny nose is funny, but it's snot.

Did you hear about the lumberjack who couldn't hack it? They gave him the axe.

Jungle animals are very fair. Cheetahs are always spotted.

A short psychic broke out of jail. She was a small medium at large.

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